Next Up: Sharks vs. Avalanche

Tuesday, Apr. 7 @ 7:30, TV: Versus (HD (Yays!))


The Avalanche suck Abominable Snowman balls. The Sharks do not. Under no circumstances should San Jose lose this game. That much I know.

Go Sharks!

Next Up: Sharks vs. Avalanche

Sunday, Mar. 22 @ 5:00, TV: CSN-BA (HD (Yays!))

What is an avalanche?

My dictionary tells me that it is "a mass of snow, ice, and rocks falling rapidly down a mountainside".

The 08-09 NHL season tells me that it is a mass of underperforming players, ex-Sharks-player-turned-retread-enemy-coach-on-the-hotseat, and snowblower-accident-having-captain falling rapidly down the Western Conference standings.

Did I mention that Avalanche is a shitty nickname for a pro sports team? What is this, the fuckin' WNBA? I might be able to roll with it if Cammi Granato was coach...

I don't think we need to dwell on this. Avs lose in regulation.

Section 212 will be in the house. 'Nuf said.

Next Up: Sharks @ Ducks

Sunday, Mar. 15 @ 5:00, TV: CSN-BA (HD (Yays!))

Moener returns to the Pond for the first time since being traded and comes away with a Gordie Howe hat trick. Sounds good to me, at least...

Ducks suck! Quack! Quack!

Next Up: Sharks vs. Kings

Saturday, Mar. 14 @ 7:00, TV: FSN-BA (HD (Yays!))

I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'm sick of this losing shit! I don't give a fuck who is out of the lineup, who is playing with an owie, who had to flush their kid's goldfish the other day or whatever...

Act like a team of destiny, not a crumbling piece of sun-dried dookie!

Get angry!
Get violent!
Get a gotdamned win!

FUCK!

p.s. Whoever drew up that crown logo should be taken out back and shot. That is a serious piece of crap.

Update: Some owies have healed.